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meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

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trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

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believebeluga:

Wingardium leviorca

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trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

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Shakira, Shakira.

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