supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

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shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

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dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

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fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

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Mean Mario [video]

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validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

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dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

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